Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Innovative Insults...


Well in today's world playing the blame game is pretty common and sometimes it results in a argument that would further end up in a verbal abuse!
I was talking to this friends of mine working with a leading MNC in Gurgaon and he told me how people in his workplace vent out their anger. It was interesting how innovative people get when they have to abuse someone else in a very polished manner. So here is a quick sneak preview:
  • Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today
  • Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
  • If your face had "Welcome" written on it, it would make a perfect doormat
  • Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
  • You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control!
  • Well, they do say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
  • You are proof that God has a sense of humor. 
Here comes the best of them all, it was told in an intent of mocking this employee keeping in mind the job market:
  • I heard that you went to the haunted house and they offered you a job
So the next time you think about abusing someone... Be innovative! lolz...

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